Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes?

whysyn @ 2008-10-02T13:24:00

2008-10-02T17:34:33Z

"I don't like the package, but I may end up voting for it anyway," said Sen. Sherrod Brown. "That is because we need to do something."

WHAT THE FUCK?

All I hear is doom and gloom, economists saying things like "we can't afford to allow such-and-such company to fail."

What would actually happen if they did fail? What are the consequences: immediately? in 6 months? in 3 years? in 10 years?

Isn't the bailout only postponing the inevitable economic breakdown anyway?

LET THEM FAIL

After last night's action in the senate, I wouldn't so much as vote for Voinovich or Brown as county dog warden, let alone re-election to the senate. Yes, you lost my support (if you even had it in the first place). I don't care if you're running against Fidel Castro... you are not getting my vote.

I'd love to talk to my representative about this, but OH WAIT! Ohio's 11th district is still vacant.

I may just finally lose it if this piece of shit bill passes. It is so wrong I don't even know where to begin.

Fuck

hey, fucktards

2008-10-01T22:36:19Z

DO NOTHING

retro

2008-06-24T20:48:48Z

The only family that she's ever had
Is her seven horny brothers and a drunk-ass dad
He needed money so he put her on the street
Everything was goin' fine till the day she met me

xkcd

2008-06-20T15:23:53Z

Cleveland Pride

2008-06-16T18:51:58Z

Anybody going to Pride this weekend? I'm a Pride virgin, and all of my gay friends are otherwise committed =(

http://www.clevelandpride.org/

Wife & Daughter will be in tow, with the daughter most likely sporting this:

solutus --adj (Latin): unbound, free, unencumbered, independent

2008-06-13T20:20:57Z

to ink or not to ink?

whysyn @ 2008-06-06T12:50:00

2008-06-06T16:50:29Z

HumanForSale.com - Free Survey

cleveland's newest ham?

2008-05-07T14:34:04Z

Took elements 2 & 3 last night... got 35/35 on both.

Just waiting on my shiny, new General class license to come in the mail =)

decisions, decisions

2008-04-29T16:40:22Z

Jokes about hookers aside... I'm on the fence as to how to spend my stimulus money. It's definitely getting spent, our bills are current and although gas/food prices suck, we're not in the poor house...

Radio Shack PRO96 digital scanner
Scanner, car antenna, software, programming cable, car adapter & wall adapter, all under $600

Springfield Armory XD 40 Tactical
Gun, holster, extra mags, all under $600

how to really stimulate the economy

2008-04-28T19:14:29Z

$600 worth of hookers and booze.

ETA: My wife points out that booze is a depressant, and hookers can be depressing. She suggests meth & laxatives.

whysyn @ 2008-04-28T11:14:00

2008-04-28T15:19:34Z

Not as easy as you might think. Remember: one word answers.

1. Where is your mobile phone? belt
2. Your significant other? fun
3. Your hair? growing
4. Your mother? tired
5. Your father? quiet
6. Your favorite thing? life
7. Your dream last night? dunno
8. Your favorite drink? water
9. Your dream/goal? freedom
10. The room you're in? cubicle
11. Your ex? married
12. Your fear? downfall
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? grown-up
14. Where were you last night? home
15. What you're not? scared
16. Muffins? chocolate?
17. One of your wish list items? rifle
18. Where you grew up? cleveland
19. The last thing you did? lunch
20. What are you wearing? clothes
21. Your TV? 42"
22. Your pets? pussies
23. Your computer? running
24. Your life? fun
25. Your mood? irritated
26. Missing someone? yep
27. Your car? fast
28. Something you're not wearing? watch
29. Favorite Store? huh?
30. Your summer? coming
31. Like someone? yep
32. Your favorite color? blue
33. When is the last time you laughed? yesterday
34. Last time you cried? dunno

first ink

2008-04-26T02:21:19Z

not more than 2 hours old... this is on my left forearm, just below the elbow and measures nearly 2.5" wide

let me see if i got this right...

2008-04-25T18:52:30Z

The oil refinery that provides 40% of gasoline for all of Brittan has its own private power. The power workers are going on strike tomorrow, meaning the refinery shuts down tonight.

The pipeline that not only feeds the refinery (200,000 barrels/day) but also outputs an additional 500,000 barrels per day is shutting down as well.

Four pipelines in Nigeria have been blown up in the past week. The most recent of the four happened today.

Also, U.S. military contractors fired on Iranian ships this morning.

Right???

$3/barrel rise in crude prices so far today

direct frim ticom

2008-04-24T15:04:11Z

Radio Shack PRO-84 Scanner for $30. This is a more recent version of the PRO-83 that I've mentioned extensively on this blog.

As the decline accelerates and the mass media becomes even more of an establishment mouthpiece, you will need alternative means of news collection. Police scanners are one of the more effective means of doing so.

New, unpolished

2008-04-21T21:46:11Z

http://gosoldiers.org

In response to this postsecret

And this email:

-----Email Message-----
Sent: Monday, April 21, 2008 12:15 AM
Subject: Bootcamp

I know there is no way for you to give us the return address (if there even is one) since this is an anonymous site, but I was wondering if anyone would be interested in making a blog for the person who sent in that secret?

http://gosoldiers.org

whysyn @ 2008-04-16T12:14:00

2008-04-16T16:16:52Z

Your Score: the Shock Jock

(52% dark, 57% spontaneous, 52% vulgar)

your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.

Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr

The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test
View My Profile(jason_bateman)

(no offense, leslie)

2008-04-11T16:05:31Z

(11:45:45 AM) whysyn: O (11:45:46 AM) whysyn: M (11:45:47 AM) whysyn: F (11:45:47 AM) whysyn: G (11:45:49 AM) whysyn: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=547917&in_page_id=1773 (11:45:53 AM) whysyn: why is this news? (11:46:25 AM) whysyn: and the most fucked up part, people aren't asking why do we care... they are arguing over whether it's a bunion or a corn (11:46:30 AM) whysyn: FUCK (11:46:58 AM) pirateanon: because people like you read it? (11:47:53 AM) whysyn: dammit man, i only read it because i saw blogs going off about how it's not a bunion (11:48:06 AM) pirateanon: rofl

excellent quote

2008-04-01T18:46:31Z

Buff Says:
You owe no allegiance to a country that has abandoned your principles. Remember that. Act accordingly. Protect yourself and the people you love. That's where your allegiance should lie now. When you recognize that, you'll lose the shackles.

Valentine's Day

2008-02-11T20:24:36Z

I never made a big deal of it, but I'm deciding to do one of those random-acts-of-kindness pay-it-forward type of things.

Comments are screened. The first person or two to post their name & address will get a Valentine's Day bouquet sent to them.

No strings attached, just to brighten your day a little.

EDIT: Two bouquets sent, to total strangers. I hope they enjoy the flowers, and I hope anybody reading this might be inspired to do something nice for somebody "just because."

help me build so i may rule all!

2008-02-07T19:45:13Z

<insert evil laugh here>
http://whysynville.myminicity.com

i'll stop posting these now

2008-01-31T19:06:24Z

I think this is my best yet:

i can't decide...

2008-01-31T17:42:47Z

Which do you like better?

Quoted	Unquoted

/b/uy

2008-01-30T20:15:42Z

click to shop

WGA

2008-01-24T18:33:52Z

So if the writers are on strike... how do we still have the nightly news?

Quote of the Day

2008-01-08T16:53:21Z

Sometimes, rummaging about the underbelly of the internet turns up a gem...

"Nixon's idea of a good joke was a paraplegic who couldn't reach high enough to vote Democratic"
~Hunter Thompson