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[Apr. 28th, 2008|11:14] |
 Not as easy as you might think. Remember: one word answers.
1. Where is your mobile phone? belt 2. Your significant other? fun 3. Your hair? growing 4. Your mother? tired 5. Your father? quiet 6. Your favorite thing? life 7. Your dream last night? dunno 8. Your favorite drink? water 9. Your dream/goal? freedom 10. The room you're in? cubicle 11. Your ex? married 12. Your fear? downfall 13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? grown-up 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? scared 16. Muffins? chocolate? 17. One of your wish list items? rifle 18. Where you grew up? cleveland 19. The last thing you did? lunch 20. What are you wearing? clothes 21. Your TV? 42" 22. Your pets? pussies 23. Your computer? running 24. Your life? fun 25. Your mood? irritated 26. Missing someone? yep 27. Your car? fast 28. Something you're not wearing? watch 29. Favorite Store? huh? 30. Your summer? coming 31. Like someone? yep 32. Your favorite color? blue 33. When is the last time you laughed? yesterday 34. Last time you cried? dunno |
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[Apr. 28th, 2008|15:13] |
 $600 worth of hookers and booze.
ETA: My wife points out that booze is a depressant, and hookers can be depressing. She suggests meth & laxatives. |
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